That One Girl, Ev

Elley Vee. Fangirl. Writer. College Student. Work In Progress.

enjoliras:

ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

(via lokithetruebadass)

lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

image

and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

image

and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

image

and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

(via lokithetruebadass)

221b-bag-end:

loungezombie:

i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”

“whY DID I GET A SUDDEN INCREASE IN PRAYERS IN 2009”

(via lokithetruebadass)

ethicalbutchering:

you know once hannibal gets caught and they all realize he’s a cannibal most people are going to be super traumatized.  but there will be this one person who just starts laughing hysterically because they finally got all of hannibal’s jokes

(via lokithetruebadass)

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

image

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

(via heydiddlehiddleston)